The Greek & the Italian

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a coffee shop one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes' the Greek says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman mpire."............... and this continued and continued until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "That is true,
but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."