Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse f_**ker.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes!

Anyway, after giving up with all the arguing, I walked around the corner to where my car was parked, and drove off...............